Us: Hey John!
John: POUT
Us: John?
John: POUT
Us: John, are you ok?
John: POUT

Me: Stop pouting John!
John: POUT MORE
Us: Awwww
Me: Do you want some invisable corn flakes?
John: YES
Me: Here you go
John: MUNCH, PUKE
Us: Are you okay?
John: NO
Us: Whats wrong??
John: ELVIS*
Us: What about Elvis?
John: HE GAVE ME CHICKEN FOOD
Us: Did you eat it??
John: YES
Us: Is that all you ate?
John: NO
Us: What else did you eat?
John: GARBAGE
Us: Tsk tsk tsk

*Elvis is a dead chicken, we asked to talk to Elvis once and it cept clucking

 

Us: Is heaven better than earth?

John: WELL THERE ARE SOME THINGS THAT NEED TO BE CHANGED

Us: Like what?

John: THERE ARE NO RESTROOMS

Us: *laughing* So, you just go anywhere?

John: YES

Us: where does it all go?
John: IT POOFS

Us:*after laughing a lot* What else?

John: THEIR MAGICAL POWERS

Us: What?

John: WOOF

Us: John?

John: YES

Us: John, are you drunk?

John: NO

Us: what happened?
John: I JUST GOT TURNED INTO A DOG

Us: *laughing* oh..

 

*This one was in the car*

 

Well, you see George is suffering from extreme jelousy...see when i was on vacation (My friend Melanie came) i bought mini john (go to "Family" page) a car George wanted one too...and he wanted one so bad he started mistreating poor John!!! Examples: Kicking him where it counts...

 

Us: Hey John!

John: EWW

Us: What?

John: I MADE OUT WITH RATS

Us: *laughing* Why?!?

John: GEORGE

Us: oh no, did he make you?

John: YES

Us: Grr, we'll teach him a leson ok John?

John: YAY

 

After we got George a doctor things seem to be ok!